Las Chavelas Bar

Música en vivo, demasiado fuerte (¿quizás me estoy poniendo viejo?) (nahh) Junto a las puertas de Hong Kong, bandas del oeste mexicano en vivo los fines de semana. Granjeras "convertidas" (no en monjas). Solía ​​ser más divertido de lo que es, pero así es la vida del bar. Una especie de campesino sureño, pero algunas de las chicas son agradables y tienen una buena actitud. ACTUALIZACIÓN DE AGOSTO DE 2023. A veces vas aquí y hay mesas LLENAS de señoritas, pintadas, perfumadas y "esperando", sin embargo, están esperando que el DINERO les llegue. Qué pasó con el "bar informal" que todos solíamos amar. ¿Odio pensar que esta es una "línea de montaje" de mujeres de nariz dura, contando sus minutos y su efectivo? Esto se ha convertido en una máquina de núcleo duro. Solía ​​amar este lugar. Un par de cervezas, chicas guapas, conversación amistosa, barra campestre. Actitud informal.

I saw 3 groups and then my own leave this club after we saw fights break out and heard loud noises outside the club. It didn't seem to be going in a good direction. They need better security or to be in a better area.

I felt uneasy the whole time while inside and sure enough I had all my money taken from me while I was getting a drink. Absolutely ridiculous that no one did anything about it.

They overcharge for everything and give you the cheapest quality. You can find better drinks at a gas station store.

I couldn't enjoy my time here with the bad music and bad drinks. The girls weren't any better either.

This club is not clean at all. The people who work here are all shady and try to get money out of all the customers.

Wow, management really needs to educate their doormen as to what constitutes an American ID. I am the female half of a couple that was strip club hopping. When we decided to try Chavelas, I was asked for my ID. Ok, no problem. I whip out my US driver’s license (which I had used as ID at the other clubs when asked for my ID) and was told I couldn’t use it. The man said it wasn’t identification, only a license? We tried to explain that that’s ID for us and was told it wasn’t ID. So, apparently the club and the girls didn’t need or want the money we planned to spend.

This is my favorite spot, HK and Adelas are good but the girls here are friendlier and they dress up more like going out than working at a table dance, youll find all kinds if girls for all kinds of preferences

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This is one of my favorite H-bars in the RLD. The girls here are usually young and pretty and not as "sharky" as the other bars. They are dressed more like normal girls going to a nightclub. Beers for ladies are about $8 dollars, and for guys about $3. I always have a great time here.

Quality of Dances (18/20) – My dance was excellent with unlimited two-way contact and plenty of grinding, and the only reason that it wasn’t even better was that I told my girl that I just wanted a dance rather than her other services. I was assured, however, that the price would have included a skilled blowjob, and that promise was confirmed by every server who came by winking and making the international miming symbol for a penis pushing up against the inside of a girl's cheek.

Quality of Dancers (4/10) – The girls at Las Chavelas are a little older and a little thicker than you'll find elsewhere on Calle Coahuila, but most of them are still pleasant looking and some of them are in the 7-8 range.

Number of Dancers (7/10) – It's hard to get a real good sense of how many girls are working since they're spread throughout the club sitting with customers, but I'd guess that there have been around 2 dozen working during each of my visits. I haven't been here at night because I'm not entirely insane, so maybe the ratio goes down when they're busy, but I've never found a dancer to customer ratio of much worse than 1-to-1.

Variety of Dancers (1/5) – There's some size variation, but if you're not into 25-35 year old Mexican chicks, you're going to be out of luck.

Club Setup (6/10) – The most notable thing about Las Chavelas is the unique Western theme, with pretty much everything being made of wood or stone, lots of cow skulls around the room, and cactus shaped bar stools. Despite the gimmick, this is a reasonably nice place with bars in the front and the back and a ton of booth seating throughout the club. The booths are big enough for two guys to sit comfortably and two girls to snuggle up next to them, which is usually what happens. The main stage is front and center in the club, so everyone should have a good view of it, and the live music stage off to the right side looks pretty solid, though I’ve unfortunately never seen it in use.

Dance Setup (10/10) – Dances are given in private VIP rooms on the second floor of the club. Each room is just for one guy and one girl, but they’re reasonably large, have soft bench seating around the outside, and have a door that closes and thick curtain that closes off the opening to the main part of the club. The nice thing is that, once you’re finished with your dance, you can open the curtain and look out over the club from your private room for the remainder of the hour. It’s easily among my favorite dance setups of all time.

Atmosphere (2/10) – I have to admit upfront that I love this place. The Nortenas music is awesome, cheap beer makes everything better, and you'll almost certainly never see an American unless he's lost, he's one of my readers, or he's me. Having said that, I get the impression that this isn't the safest place in the world at night for white guys. At Hong Kong and Adelita, I think the staff keeps an eye on the Americans to make sure they aren't drawing the wrong kind of attention from any other customers, but that doesn't seem to be the case here.

Location (0/5) – I can’t give them any credit for the location since you’re going to have to cross the border to get there and it’s not particularly safe, but it’s right between Hong Kong and Adelita, so it’s easy enough to stop by quickly if you’re visiting either of the two more famous clubs on the block.

Overall – Don’t bother going to Las Chavelas on your first trip to Tijuana, but it’s a nice option for 2-for-1 beers in the afternoon if you’ve made several visits to Hong Kong and Adelita and are ready for a more authentic Mexican strip club experience.